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Ding dong, Moira Rose\u2019s favorite season calling! The nominees for the 2026 Las Culturistas <\/em>Culture Awards are fully out, and you could make some crazy parlays on Kalshi if you wanted to. Once again, the show is being broadcast on Bravo and Peacock in June. Because gay. Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang announced the nominees across two podcast eps, because this thing is chock full of categories. Repeat offenders include Best Gay – Normal, Best Way to Ride With Your Bitches, and Best Vibe Hands Down. Will Seth Meyers win again? Tune in to Bravo and Peacock Wednesday, June 17 to find out.<\/p>\n

Most Iconic Building or Structure<\/strong>
The Flatiron Eataly
The Barclays Center a.k.a. Ellie the Elephant\u2019s house
The Millennial Apartment in The Drama<\/em>
SpongeBob\u2019s Pineapple home
The Bell House<\/p>\n

Fastest Four-Legged Mammal<\/strong>
Little dog running away from owner with salami in mouth
Cheetah
Wild stallion
Me when Dave Matthews Band is back on tour
My mom when Black Friday HIT (2009, online shopping not as prevalent)<\/p>\n

Best Temperature<\/strong>
Medium Rare
Sunny but breezy
74 degrees
Hot for October
\u201cMedium wa\u00ebrw\u201d –Below Deck<\/em><\/p>\n

Best Movie of All Time<\/strong>
Wicked 1<\/em>
Parasite<\/em>
Jumanji<\/em>
An Inconvenient Truth \u2026<\/em>A LOTTA GOOD THAT DID
Gaga: Five Foot Two<\/em><\/p>\n

Putcha Hearts Up Award for Excellence in Seeing Someone From Far Away<\/strong>
Two-finger salute
Shouting \u201cOver here!\u201d
Shouting \u201cThere\u2019s the killer!\u201d
Slowly approaching each other to a song like in High School Musical Three<\/em>
Squinting and saying \u201cShe can\u2019t come to my birthday but she can come to THIS? Goooot it.\u201d<\/p>\n

Lil Avocado Who Is a Man Award for Iconic Designs on Graphic Socks<\/strong>
Argyle
Cheeseburgers
Strawberry people with various emotions
Just says \u201cI\u2019m a fucking BITCH and I don\u2019t CARE who knows\u201d
Ones that say TOP or BOTTOM –Nasty Pig<\/em><\/p>\n

Outstanding Dinner Party Contribution<\/strong>
Chilled ros\u00e9
A general knowledge of most media
An empty, clear intestine
A fire extinguisher, you don\u2019t know what they\u2019re equipped with at the home
An EpiPen to share<\/p>\n

Most Uncommon Accident<\/strong>
Uh oh! You left your mandoline slicer where your keyboard usually is.
Dog bites your eye and JUSt your eye.
You drop baby, but it\u2019s totally unharmed BUT it lands on a button opening a trap door and you fall in ass-first. Baby still good \u2014 better even. Laughing!
Smacked with whole tuna fish after pissing off guy holding whole tuna fish.
You\u2019re having a sandwich and washing it down with the soda, but you accidentally bite down into the CAN of soda, swallowing aluminum!!!!! Now every time you go through TSA it beeps!<\/p>\n

Best Thing That Could Change Your Life for Two Weeks<\/strong>
Ube (and if you don\u2019t know, that\u2019s a yam from the Philippines)
Air fryer
A crush that doesn\u2019t care if you live or die, Jacob
Let Them <\/em>by Mel Robbins
New girl at work\u2026What\u2019s her deal? \u201cRachel\u201d \u2026<\/p>\n

Best Thing That Could Change Your Life Permanently<\/strong>
Rehab
Surprise! Your rich uncle died (with no kids)\u2026you\u2019re the sole inheritor but\u2026you have a horrible gambling addiction so..this blessing has become a curse\u2026
Surgery, all
Ayahuasca, for sure
You made a really close friend, putting yourself out there as an adult, which is hard! And it really paid off \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

The Bootylicious Prize for Is a Word Now<\/strong>
Slayyyter
Microdermabrasion
Legiterally
Framemog
Tea<\/p>\n

The Mouse in the House Award for Quiet but Powerful<\/strong>
Unionizing the workplace
A fart after eating a cucumber
Amal Clooney
The Bene Gesserit (until they\u2019re NOT)
Dialogue in any prestige TV show such as Slow Horses <\/em>on Apple TV (never seen this)<\/p>\n

Best Little Creature<\/strong>
Grogu
Hamsters, non-violent
Rocky –Project Hail Mary<\/em>
Toad –Mario<\/em>
The Miniature Wife <\/em>on Peacock<\/p>\n

Lumpy Shirt Award for Thing That\u2019s Doing You No Favors<\/strong>
Flannel sheets
Waiting for Dorit
Waiting on the world to change
\u201cWaiting on the woooorld to change\u201d -John Mayer
That lack of confidence! You got this diva! So many of your friends love you, and those that don\u2019t pay them no mind! <3<\/p>\n

A.K.A. Award for Other Way to Say That<\/strong>
\u201cI\u2019m gonna head back to the hotel,\u201d a.k.a. \u201cI\u2019m going to jerk it.\u201d
\u201cThat\u2019s tea,\u201d a.k.a. \u201cI agree\u201d -Young Gay
\u201cThat\u2019s to die for!\u201d a.k.a. That\u2019s good!\u201d -Old Gay
\u201cDivalicious!\u201d a.k.a. \u201cSounds good to me!\u2019 -Stupid Gay
\u201cK.\u201d a.k.a. \u201cSounds bad\u201d -Phone<\/p>\n

Best Celebrity Nature Name<\/strong>
The Rock
Sky Ferreira
Ivy Wolk
Tree Paine
Gorillaz<\/p>\n

Best Way to Ride With Your Bitches<\/strong>
The train to the beach
Speedboat, arms linked, but wait, who\u2019s steering? AHHHH!
Zooted off an edible, we\u2019re all Clear and PreCheck, let\u2019s go! Mexico City ain\u2019t ready for us! (We\u2019re four white gays in our forties)
Beer bike bar tour in a former Confederate city (We\u2019re four white women in our forties, everyone cowering in fear)
In a line all marching toward the queen (You\u2019re an ant). \u201cWe love her! We serve her!\u201d (Each of you carrying a giant crumb)<\/p>\n

\u201cI Love You Award\u201d for Best Three Words Together<\/strong>
It\u2019s barely noticeable
My bill passed
Orange Vanilla Cokezero
Boarding Group 7
MOVE! THAT! BUS!<\/p>\n

Most Beautiful Name for a Daughter You Haven\u2019t Even Thought of Yet<\/strong>
Ricochet
Gelateria
Peetsa (pronounced \u201cpizza\u201d)
Begonia
Clairo<\/p>\n

Shhh Don\u2019t Repeat This Award for Rumor We Are Making Up<\/strong>
Wordle is collecting all of our data
You can swallow gum and it comes right out
Coke Zero has been proven to flush your body of microplastics
Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox seen canoodling outside of Chateau Marmont
Kamala Oh, Mary!<\/em><\/p>\n

Real Housewives <\/em><\/strong>Award for Best Way to Start a Confrontation<\/strong>
\u201cSo, thank you for meeting me here.\u201d
\u201cYou owe me an apology.\u201d
\u201cI am never speaking to you again.\u201d
\u201cNo, uh-uh, not here.\u201d
\u201cYou\u2019re disgusting and your husband is disgusting and your children are disgusting.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hunger Games <\/em><\/strong>Award for Best Huge Franchise<\/strong>
M&M\u2019s
The Bront\u00eb Sisters
Goosebumps<\/em>
A24 (movies, merch, and more!)
Golden retrievers
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Best Space – Excellence in Outer Space<\/strong>
Project Hail Mary<\/em>
Gravity <\/em>by Sandra Bullock
Ham, the outer space chimp (he did die, but not from outer space)
What you\u2019re finally demanding from your sister\u2026now that you\u2019re both in space
Chromatica <\/em>by Lady Gaga<\/p>\n

Eternal Lesbian of the Pop Culture Mind<\/strong>
Kate McKinnon
Wanda Sykes
Brandi Carlile commune with those amazing twins
The Friend-to-Lover-to-Enemy-to-Friend trope
The WNBA, 83% (conservative estimate)<\/p>\n

Best Vibe, Hands Down<\/strong>
Stanley Tucci, when he\u2019s in Italy
Seth Meyers
Kenny Chesney at the Sphere
Just having dinner on Pride weekend while a Sade album plays at a respectful volume. Conversation flowing, no drugs or alcohol in sight. Well, maybe ONE glass of wine!
Mia Calabrese –Summer House\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

The \u201cGod Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You\u201d Award for Divinity\u00a0<\/strong>
Punch the Monkey
Jigglypuff
Sean Evans
Aidy Bryant
Madonna<\/p>\n

The Linda Blair Award for Most Terrifying Child od Children in Media<\/strong>
The Children of Weapons<\/em>
The Child of Adolescence<\/em>
The Adults of Euphoria <\/em>season 3
Teen Zendaya in The Drama<\/em>
Angelica, Rugrats<\/em>
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The Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media<\/strong>
Bono
Maura Higgins
The city of Boston
Soda bread
Beautiful sheep<\/p>\n

Scariest Moment in History<\/strong>
We didn\u2019t know a dog was home
Several different parts of The Ring <\/em>depending on your POV
Getting this text: \u201cHi, this is Cory Booker\u201d
Dec. 31, 1999
Hereditary <\/em>lil diva head come off<\/p>\n

The Break Me Off a Piece of That Award for Man We Wanna Dip in the Chocolate<\/strong>
Mike White, abs now –Survivor<\/em>
Mr. Peanut, clothes off, and hat too. As for your cane, there\u2019s a place for that at the door.
Simon Cowell (2004)
Hot Squidward
Hasan Piker, they can never get my king<\/p>\n

PDA of the Year<\/strong>
Coldplay Jumbotron Supascandal
Timoth\u00e9e thanking his partner of three years (Kylie Jenner)
Madison Chock and Evan Bates, ice skating
Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox seen canoodling outside of Chateau Marmont
The Pregnancy Discrimination Act<\/p>\n

Most Poignant Title<\/strong>
The Hunting Wives <\/em>(Are the wives doing the hunting, or are they being hunted?)
Heated Rivalry <\/em>(I *believe* this is a double entendre)
Pluribus <\/em>(Because \u201cplur\u201d)
One Battle After Another <\/em>(it really do be that way sometimes, huh?)
Scarpetta <\/em>(any questions?)<\/p>\n

Tokyo Disneysea Land of Great Beauty Award<\/strong>
Antarctica
Dyker Heights during Christmas
Roku City
Everything the sun touches, and on that note, Pride Rock
Forest where Shakespeare\u2019s wife gives brith to Hamnet (near the big hole)<\/p>\n

Fantasia Barrino Award for Vocal Oomph<\/strong>
Alex Newell –Shucked<\/em>
Gandalf
The Bene Gesserit
Charlotte screaming \u201cNO!!!\u201d At Mr. Big
Toad scream –Mario<\/em><\/p>\n

Favorite Room in the House, If We\u2019re Being So Real<\/strong>
Kitchen area
Host\u2019s bedroom during the party (We\u2019re kissing)
Does the pool count?
Guest house, yeah I grew up with a guest house it was sick
Billiards room, yeah I grew up with a billiards room, but I\u2019m just like you, I called it pool<\/p>\n

Claudia Winkleman Award for Excellence in Bangs<\/strong>
Ivy Wolk
Catherine Zeta-Jones –Chicago<\/em>
Michelle Obama for a second, of you remember
Lord Farquaad –Shrek<\/em>
Lisa (Blackpink) go over the eyebrows<\/p>\n

Feeling We Have and Are Ready to Say<\/strong>
It\u2019s you. It\u2019s always been you.
I think we were too hard on Monica Lewinsky.
Yes, I\u2019m gay.
American Nationalism is a lie. But it\u2019s 3pm, 4th of July and I want a hot dog, beautiful
Remember before, when I apologized for being wrong? Well, I don\u2019t think I was wrong. I think you were wrong. And you owe me an apology.<\/p>\n

Best Neckline<\/strong>
Deep V
Mock turtle
Classic crew, ugh. They really found it there.
One that swoops down to the belly button on a red carpet, such as J. Lo
Blazer, no shirt on a red carpet, such as gay guy<\/p>\n

Sound Only We Can Hear<\/strong>
Addison Rae\u2019s whistle tones
That humming sound. Do you hear that humming sound? Is it the AC? It\u2019s like a loud humming sound, like \u201cwa\u00ebrrrwwwwww\u201d?
Neighbor\u2019s \u2018gas
My dog telling me to kill
The difference between good jazz and bad jazz<\/p>\n

Best Picture – Literal Picture<\/strong>
Olivia Rodrigo – you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love <\/em>album cover
Official Ella McCay <\/em>movie poster
Vintage Splash mountain on-ride photo with cousin we don\u2019t speak to anymore
One of Paul Mescal and Gracie Abrams together
Charles melton i-D<\/em> magazine cover<\/p>\n

Most Fun Activity in Theory<\/strong>
Birthday at an indoor skydiving place
\u201cShall we have a footrace?\u201d
Olive Garden if you love shitting right away
Barbecue down at the nude beach
Dinner party with a chef (what if it\u2019s bad, even though he\u2019s a chef?)<\/p>\n

What to Say When the Group Picture Is Taking a Bit Too Long<\/strong>
\u201cOkay\u2026\u201d
\u201cI think we got it\u201d
\u201cA silly one and then we\u2019re done\u201d
\u201cLauren\u2019s phone actually has the better camera\u201d
\u201cI can take it\u2026I don\u2019t mind taking it\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Craziest Car Passenger Behavior<\/strong>
Eating soup in car
\u201cYou have to go over!\u201d (You don\u2019t)
Screaming, fighting with your brother, he is 6 and you are 8
Slowly psychologically breaking down your mother, you\u2019re a psychopath\u2026you are 6
All the wrong words to \u201cWHERE IS MY HUSBAND!\u201d<\/p>\n

Pornhub Category We Would Never Click On<\/strong>
Two guys who are both teacher. Who\u2019s the one learning?
Police officers bukkake, ultimately copaganda
Softcore, what is this\u2026TV?
Solo, for what I\u2019m paying
When the thumbnail has the guy with too many veins in his head<\/p>\n

Seashell Award for Thing That Simply Will Not Matter Later<\/strong>
Button that is extra on shirt
Birthday card from Grandma. She doesn\u2019t remember writing this, so why should you keep it\/ Sorry, Grandma\u2026Love you bitch
Receipts, and also \u201creceipts\u201d
Shirt from the 5K your family ran together
College<\/p>\n

Top Fact About Greta Gerwig That You May Not Know<\/strong>
She\u2019s married to Noah Klumbutch
Avid dinner fan
Net worth between 16 and 25 million via AI overview
Has a cameo in the \u201cDance the Night\u201d music video starring Dua Lipa
Unavailable to attend The Culture Awards due to commitments filming Narnia<\/em><\/p>\n

Medieval Times Award for Best Restaurant Experience<\/strong>
Is there a doctor in the house?! (And there is)
Hibachi
It\u2019s gonna be a two-hour wait but there are seats at the bar and the bar in incredible
Eataly, legit
Drinking around the world? Have you heard of EATING around the world? EPCOT has amazing restaurants<\/p>\n

Arguably the Best Choice Natalie Portman Has Made<\/strong>
The scene at the back of the pet shop, when she fully goes for it by herself, you now what I\u2019m saying? –May\/December<\/em>
\u201cNatalie\u2019s Rap,\u201d all
To do those Miss Dior campaigns, Mama is glowing, REALLY underrated
One thing you have to give Amidala is her COSTUMES. They are unforgettable.
Sobbing while shaving head in\u2026what\u2019s that movie? It\u2019s something about \u201cNovember\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

Dentist Award for Most Intimate Interaction I\u2019ve Had in Months<\/strong>
Chatty Uber driver
Elective colonoscopy, no sedation
Waiter who kneels at the table
TSA just because I made it beep
This category actually isn\u2019t even funny because there is a male loneliness epidemic and we need to talk more about that<\/p>\n

Hilary Duff Award for Millennial Excellence\u00a0<\/strong>
Indoor fern
Gentle parenting but it backfires
The gold lam\u00e9 pant from American Apparel
The Goldfinch <\/em>by Donna Tartt
TLR. <\/em>God, the energy in that room\u2026<\/p>\n

Best Disney Hotel for Intercourse, Sex, or Lovemaking<\/strong>
Animal Kingdom Lodge, amongst the beasts
The Swan
The Dolphin
Assorted Disney cruise ships – at sea
Star Wars Hotel (RIP this one was really hot)<\/p>\n

Funniest Sign Outside a Coffee Shop<\/strong>
\u201cWith so much violence, the world is a latte!!!\u201d
\u201cCome and flick our bean\u2026our coffee bean!!!\u201d
\u201cCovfefe!!!\u201d
\u201cTake this as a sign from the universe\u2026You need a cold brew!!!\u201d
\u201cIf he doesn\u2019t drink coffee\u2026dump him!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

Outstanding Thing to say When Forgetting Someone\u2019s Name<\/strong>
What would you say your name is\u2026if you had to guess?
(Long pause) \u20266, 7\u2026
Have grace! I\u2019m face blind and name deaf so you\u2019re not allowed to not let me forget your name!
Don\u2019t tell me\u2026I almost have it\u2026is it\u2026January?
Enough lies! I don\u2019t remember your name, and if that\u2019s a crime then lock me up!<\/p>\n

Y\u2019all Know I\u2019m Canada Down Award for <\/strong>Y\u2019all Know I\u2019m Canada Down<\/strong>
Rachel McAdams (people forget)
Milk in a bag
Men of Vancouver
Social safety net, must be nice
Katy Perry\u2019s boyfriend, who opted for noodles on the ground at Coachella and looks to be in his twenties!<\/p>\n

Classiest Way to Refer to Breast in Conversation\u00a0<\/strong>
Front Ass
Chesticles
Sweater puppies
Milk Bags, Canada
The source of my back pain<\/p>\n

The Shrek Award for Top Thing We Want to Do to That Green Guy<\/strong>
I get as close as possible to his hips without kissing him at a restaurant in public. Maximum romance, with everyone watching. He smells like onions.
Double-sided dildo. Fiona chained to a radiator in the corner, watching (she wanted to, she likes this, she had the initial idea).
We\u2019re in line at the market. It\u2019s a long checkout line. I turn around and tell him \u201cKeep that green thang in your pants, those fat fingers will do.\u201d I\u2019m always saying stuff like this to him.
Shrek and I tell Donkey, yeah go make those waffles, and while he\u2019s making the waffles, we fuck to the soundtrack of Shrek, <\/em>the movie he\u2019s in.
It\u2019s important to stress that consent for all parties is the priority in these scenarios. Except for when we do consensual non-consent, where non-consent is part of the agreed-upon play. Anyway, choking.<\/p>\n

Black Spot Award for Worst Omen\u00a0<\/strong>
Crow hits the window
Red sky at night? Well, for me, as a sailor, that\u2019s a delight. Red sky in the morning? Well, for me, as a sailor, that\u2019s a warning.
Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau, geopolitical omen!
You see the Jumanji board game and you hear a beating drum
You say the name \u201cMacbeth\u201d in a a thea- Oh!<\/p>\n

You Know, Michael Jordan Played Baseball Award for They Also Do This<\/strong>
Padma Lakshmi: hosting, knowing every spice, and comedy
Amanda Seyfried and that dulcimer
Stanley Tucci: acting, food, straight gay icon
Wallace Shawn: playwright, activist, saying \u201cInconceivable!\u201d
Pikachu: detective, electric-type Pok\u00e9mon<\/p>\n

Best Way to Be Whilst Flirting<\/strong>
Tossing hair from one side to the other in one fell swoop
Light laughter a.k.a. titter
Extremely forward\/vuglar
Spaghetti, if dog on date with dog
Being Kate Hudson<\/p>\n

Jaws <\/em><\/strong>Award for Water Diva<\/strong>
Me, the I was young. They used to call me a fish at the beach!
Whales. Sing it, diva!
Orcas. Protect us, diva!
Seals. You too, little girls!
I\u2019ll tell you who\u2019s always wet! Colin Firth! (What can we say? He\u2019s the king! Of water-based pratfalls, that is!)<\/p>\n

Best <\/strong>Love, Actually <\/em><\/strong>Plot<\/strong>
Porn stand-ins
Four words: \u201cPrime Minister Hugh Grant\u201d
Four words: \u201cLaura Linney\u2019s tough brother\u201d
Emma Thompson destroyed by Alan Rickman to Joni Mitchell
Colin Firth haplessly falling in the water (He\u2019s the king! Of water-based pratfalls!!! Is the man ever dry?! We love him.)<\/p>\n

Best Nut<\/strong>
Flat on your back. It\u2019s been four days\u2026even a thought would make you go hands-free
Quick, discreet, on vacation with family
After a heated fight, even though that\u2019s toxic\u2026I know, I know, that\u2019s toxic
Big pecan
Self-suck<\/p>\n

Best Milk<\/strong>
In a bag – Canada
Harvey
I\u2019m on all fours blindfolded, I hear rushing water but Im not sure where it\u2019s coming from
The one after someone first thought to pull the udder to get it
Cock in hand, pain in heart<\/p>\n

Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact<\/strong>
Malala
The Miniature Wife <\/em>on Peacock
Jo Firestone -Peacock
That girl from Duolingo (the owl)
Kirby when they suck up a tiny woman who has huge impact<\/p>\n

Allison Williams Cool Girl Award<\/strong>
Rosalina –Mario<\/em>
Chase Infiniti
Chase Sui Wonders
Feyre Archeron –A Court of Thorns and Roses<\/em>
Ciara Miller<\/p>\n

Rob Rausch Award for Excellence in Dickmatization<\/strong>
The Notorious B.I.G.
Rob Rausch
Tony Soprano
Sawyer from Lost<\/em>
Alexander Skarsg\u00e5rd<\/p>\n

Most Triggered, Activated, and Dysregulated I was This Year<\/strong>
Christmas Eve -I have no gifts, I get to the mall, it\u2019s closed \u2014 closed at 5
I go see Begonia, <\/em>running late, that\u2019s fine, there\u2019s trailers. Then I get there and there\u2019s no trailers this one time. And then the movie itself\u2026
Boyfriend being quiet for no reason
Stepped on a key and cut my finger
I\u2019m having a tough day, I order a sandwich and I say no mayo but it comes with mayo, what am I supposed to do?<\/p>\n

Most Iconic Exchange of Words<\/strong>
\u201cWhole.\u201d \u201cDid you sale whole or oat?\u201d \u201cI said whole!\u201d \u201cOkay, perfect. Whole.\u201d
\u201cFlip it around \u2014 Wicked Witch!\u201d *Audience audibly gasps*
\u201cI\u2019m a mom.\u201d \u201c\u2026Mamacita.\u201d \u201cNo, I\u2019m a Mommy.\u201d \u201cMom? Of what, a dog?\u201d \u201cNo, like a human child.\u201d –Love Island<\/em>
Angels in America<\/em>
\u201cAnd the hilarious Ross Matthews. Now Ross, have you ever been to outer space?\u201d \u201cNo but I\u2019ve seen your anus!\u201d *Ru laughs*<\/p>\n

Vacation Styles<\/strong>
Beach, gay
Beach, family
Intrepid theme park marathon
White Lotus\/<\/em>murder
Niche theater festival<\/p>\n

Of the Following, Which is the State Capital of Kansas? (Circle One.)<\/strong>
Indianpolis
Budapest
Topeka
Kansas City
Kansas<\/p>\n

Best Breakfast<\/strong>
David\u2019s Bar
David\u2019s \u201cbar\u201d \ud83d\ude09
Coffee, no food, and everyone giving you attitude
Cold piece of pizza, when oh when is she getting her life together. We\u2019re all rooting for her. But she has to root for herself.
Salmon on The Traitors<\/em><\/p>\n

Best Dinner<\/strong>
One with a proposal two tables over\u2026so wonderful \u2014 reminds me of how we used to be
Steak au poivre
At Sardi\u2019s after an amazing Broadway show, god this city is so full of life!
Whatever it is, you cooked it and you beat Bobby Flay
Spaghetti & Meatballs (feat. Sauce)<\/p>\n

Best Lunch<\/strong>
Liquid \ud83d\ude09
Hot dog, 3pm, 4th of July, beautiful
Bag of chips and assorted grapes on train
With the girls\u2026it\u2019s been a while\u2026we need to catch up. The last few times have been nice\u2026but there was something unsaid. Are we drifting apart as we\u2019re growing older? Anyway, four mimosas please!
A mother\u2019s soup<\/p>\n

Best Beverage – Human<\/strong>
Oolong
Celcius, but this is America\u2026Can\u2019t we call it Fahrenheit!
Milk straight out of the gallon if you\u2019re a hot boy with your shirt off
V8, and fuck you if you wanna argue with us, take it to the comments. Fuck you!
Iced Americano with coconut water (I am a millionaire)<\/p>\n

Best Beverage – Vampire<\/strong>
Girls\u2019 blood
Boys\u2019 blood
Non-binary children\u2019s blood (vampires of a new generation)
TRUE BLOOD
Orange soda\u2026just try it, girl. What\u2019s gonna happen? You DIE?!<\/p>\n

Sesame Street <\/em><\/strong>Award for Great F*ckin Group of Guys<\/strong>
Down at the fire department
The strangers who get out of the car when something is wrong with your car
MUNA
P-Town
The Terracotta Warriors of China<\/p>\n

Best Sauce<\/strong>
Red
White
Secret
Meat
Secret Meat<\/p>\n

Most Girls Award<\/strong>
Katseye
At least 20
\u201cMost Girls\u201d by P!nk
Jurassic Park<\/em>
Factories during WWII<\/p>\n

The All Good Either Way Award for Bisexuality in Media<\/strong>
Hannah Einbinder
We think The Rock from Moana <\/em>live action
Julian Shapiro-Barnum –Recess Therapy<\/em>
We heard Yzma from The Emperor\u2019s New Groove<\/em>
Every character on Industry <\/em>based on what the plot requires<\/p>\n

Brat Who Needs a Spanking Award<\/strong>
Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet
RizGod –Survivor<\/em>
Jacob, you know who you are
Rob Rausch
Lil avocado who is a man on graphic socks<\/p>\n

Yessssssss!!!! Award for Girl We Learned About This Year (And Loved)<\/strong>
Alyssa Liu
Olandria –Love Island<\/em>
Sara Pidgeon –Love Story<\/em>
RHORI<\/em>
Jane Eyre<\/p>\n

Best Stage Direction<\/strong>
They share a glance.
A beat.
She throws her bagel at him.
They die in his arms.
Harper and Yasmin take each other in, realizing they\u2019ve grown into far different women than the girls they started out as on the trading floor.<\/p>\n

Best Bart of \u201cWHERE IS MY HUSBAND!\u201d Song<\/strong>
\u201cI would like a ring\/I would like a diamond ring\u201d
\u201cBaby!\u201d
\u201cWhere the hell is my husband?\u201d
\u201cOhhh wahooo\u201d (background)
\u201cI would like a ring\/I would like a diamond ring\u201d (Even better the second time)<\/p>\n

Best Thing to Say to a Gay Guy<\/strong>
Hey, diva
Did you lose weight?
Did you gain weight?
Niecy Nash-Betts is here and she wants to talk to you.
You can breathe now, Simon –Love, Simon<\/em>
<\/p>\n

Mamma Mia 2 Award for Here We Go Again<\/strong>
Mondays
Underestimating Cirie? You will pay for this, history has shown!
Emerald Fennell has a big idea
Someone does well on America\u2019s Got Talent <\/em>despite their challenges in life and Howie Mandel\u2019s reservations
High profile politician snorts, eats, fucks, or kills something they should not have<\/p>\n

Album of the Year<\/strong>
Midnight Sun <\/em>-Zara Larsson
Lux <\/em>-Rosal\u00eda
WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA <\/em>-Slayyyter
Slayyyter\u2019s old stuff, actually, as well. Give Troubled Paradise <\/em>a listen. A great way in.
Bing Crosby, all<\/p>\n

Best Gay Guy – Normal<\/strong>
Jacob
My \u201cdoctor\u201d who Is actually a PA
My \u201cmidwife\u201d who is actually a doctor
My \u201cpharmacist\u201d who is actually my drug dealer
That guy walking fast. Just seems gay to me. Oh, run already!<\/p>\n

Best Gay Guy – Famous<\/strong>
Troye Sivan
Frank Ocean
Style Superstar Carson Kressley
The Hilarious Ross Matthews
Jafar<\/p>\n

Best Gay Guy – Somewhere in Between<\/strong>
Jared
Sam Taggart
Oooohh Pit Crew!
Kirby when they suck up Sam Taggart
Four people on The Great British Bake Off <\/em>on any given season and NOT the ones you\u2019re thinking!!<\/p>\n

When Girls Come Together They Can Do Anything Award<\/strong>
Girl Scout cookies
\u201cPinky Up\u201d by KATSEYE
Witchcraft\/lesbian synchronized organs
All\u2019s Fair <\/em>press tour
Wuthering Heights <\/em>($240.4 million worldwide)<\/p>\n

Artist of the Millennium<\/strong>
Jeff Koons
MsMojo
Laura Dern
Jackie Chan
RuPaul<\/p>\n

The Greatest Showman<\/strong>
Jasmine Amy Rogers a.k.a. Boop!<\/em>
Seth MacFarlane this whole time
Nathan Lane
Kermit
Brittany Broski<\/p>\n

Best News We Heard<\/strong>
Weird straight guy from high school is gay now, which really makes the weird make sense\u2026
\u201cChris Fleming isn\u2019t actually serious when he says all that mean crazy stuff. It\u2019s just his style! When Chris takes the stage? No one is safe. Did you hear what he said about Seth Meyers? It was brutal! And if Seth too it seriously, Chris would never be booked on a show again.\u201d -a YouTube comment
Elizabeth Olsen has twin sisters?!
Zosia Mamet marked safe from Lena Dunham\u2019s book. They could never get my queen.
There is a big sale at our favorite store<\/p>\n

Best New Artist<\/strong>
Stacey Rusch
Zohran Mamdani
Katherine LaNasa
Maria Bindelle
Ditto –Pokopia<\/em>
<\/p>\n

Outfit of the Year<\/strong>
Aunt Gladys –Weapons<\/em>
Jacob Elordi leaving an airport
Carolyn Bessette\u2019s argument chic in Battery Park
Billie Eilish as One Less Lonely Girl -Coachella
Jeff Probst for the last 50 seasons of Survivor<\/em>
<\/p>\n

Best Category<\/strong>
Most Triggered, Activated and Dysregulated I Was This Year
Best Beverage – Vampires
Mamma Mia 2 Award for Here We Go Again
The Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media
Vacation Styles<\/p>\n

Female Rage Moment of the Year<\/strong>
Lily Allen –West End Girl<\/em>
Hunting Wives <\/em>(no one is safe)
Pluribus, <\/em>when she makes them all wiggle
When Nessarose crashed OUT and dared speak from the Grimmerie –Wicked 2<\/em>
When Huntr\/x girl turns into a demon?! –KPop Demon Hunters<\/em>
<\/p>\n

Most Surprising Snack<\/strong>
Eric Nam
Penci-thin straight guy with full-body tattoos and a really mean attitude who gives you the best evening of your life, many times over several years. You\u2019re unsure if his name is Max or Trask, and he lives in Santa Clarita. You have to drive to him\u2026it\u2019s part of what turns you on.
The guy who plays Neville Longbottom, he\u2019s been working out.
Hear me out\u2026gum
Big thing of cottage cheese<\/p>\n

The Las Cultch 30 Under 30<\/strong>
Sadie Sink
Celeste Yim
Blue Ivy Carter
Moo Deng
Punch the Monkey
Addison Rae
Justin Bieber (2012)
Venmo
Chase Infiniti
Jacobi Jupe
Jaboukie (we think)
Apple Martin
Pikachu
Malala
The amazing and very stylish child of Adolescences <\/em>(so good, and he was also in Wuthering Heights<\/em>)
Greta Thunberg
A baby
All dogs
KATSEYE
Olivia Rodrigo
Tiny Tim
Windows 98
Universal Epic Universe
Noah Jupe
This mole (I believe<\/em> it\u2019s new)
Zine (she told us)
Miss Honey –Matilda<\/em>
Zendaya
Hamnet
Margot Robbie –Wuthering Heights<\/em>
<\/p>\n

Record of the Year<\/strong>
\u201cAll the Things She Said\u201d -t.A.T.u.
\u201cFame Is a Gun\u201d -Addison Rae
\u201cGotta Catch \u2018Em All!\u201d (Theme to Pok\u00e9mon<\/em>)
\u201cOnly Hope\u201d -Mandy Moore
\u201cPrettiest Girl in America\u201d -Meg Stalter<\/p>\n